When you go for someone else’s girl but say you didn’t do anything but really want her and you think she wants you back but she really just wants to be friends. Then you shit in her mouth while being the sneaky link one night and she yells and never talks to you again. Then gives you drunk head in the back on a fiat Uno until your dick falls off and never can have sex again.
by Niggamuncher30000p09 January 21, 2025
Get the Dirty Rileymug. Riley is the name of an amazing girl or guy that typically has blonde curly hair, blue eyes, and a load of freckles. They are quite skinny but perfect in every way. You could say "skinny legend". Their humor is original and hilarious and their smile is contagious. Despite the troubles they go through, and what seems like endless sob sessions, they always manage to get back up on their feet after a long day and be nice to everyone and anyone, even the ones who hurt them. They're also extremely attractive and easily catch the eye of others, reeling in many crushes.
Adrian: "Hey Abram, I'm gonna go hang out with Riley after school, can you stay here alone?"
Abram: "I wanted to hang out with Riley!!! She's so perfect! You smell like farts and egg socks, she's too good for you!"
Adrian: "Ugh."
Abram: "I wanted to hang out with Riley!!! She's so perfect! You smell like farts and egg socks, she's too good for you!"
Adrian: "Ugh."
by groin fondler August 27, 2019
Get the Rileymug. Riley is a female who likes licking dogs bussy dont ask me how I know all I'ma say is Michael is gay
Riley
by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020
Get the Rileymug. Owen Riley is a really tall and tan guy. Hes hella funny and is always there as a shoulder to cry on. He hates seeing you when your upset and will ALWAYS go out of his way to help you. Owen Riley's usually have dark brown hair, with a hot middle part, he's usually got dark eyes that you could get lost in, and you'll usually spot him wearing glasses. But he definitely knows how to treat a girl, is a HOT kisser, and knows all the tricks.
by uhidkkfr January 21, 2024
Get the Owen Rileymug. by Rileysthebest December 9, 2022
Get the Rileymug. by Fluidspanner74 January 2, 2021
Get the Riley Gilesmug. 