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Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.
Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez
by some_random_hanzenite September 17, 2019
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Kelly's Law of Committees

None of us are as dumb as all of us.
A counter to the older, pro-teamwork adage "None of us are as smart as all of us."
Speaks to the risk of lower-level workers' input being useless if upper management gives its own opinion first, due to the tendency of workers to fall in line once the position of the leader (who could fire them for dissent) is known.
The wording above was written on a wall at NASA's Houston complex after the Challenger disaster, as reported by astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of Congresswoman Gabby Giffords. Although the concept has long been known of, once it took the form of an aphorism, it acquired a viral quality.
Niels Bohr and son Aage asked low-level engineer Richard Feynman their questions before asking higher-ups like Oppenheimer, partly to avoid taking up important administrators' time, but also to avoid Kelly's law of committees. Asking the higher-ups first, with lower-level workers present, would have a chilling effect on the latter's offering their own ideas and concerns.
by WhatwasIsaying December 24, 2024
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Dirty Kelly

A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.
I went for a dirty Kelly behind the Walmart last night with a chick I met on the clearance aisle.
by Pimpstik June 21, 2023
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Kelly

Kelly just discovered boba tea. She won't stop telling people how "cultured" she is. She's not racist. She has a black friend of a friend's cousin.
Q: Which Kelly?

A: The one in the Patagonia jacket who only dates white guys.
Q: Which Kelly?
by Anonymouskelly February 12, 2022
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kellies

A group of sexy rugby girls who loose every match but have a good laugh. They are lead by the “original Kellie” and obey her every word. Every individual Kellie loves every other kellie
The kellies made it to an all Ireland final but mags Coombes didn’t give a shit
by Pearl777777777777 April 29, 2019
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Jack Kelly

Son of The great Ian Kelly who sadly died fighting for The USSR during World War II
"Look its Jack Kelly,the fat cunt"
by Bigmankelly November 26, 2019
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Kelly

A Kelly is a man who is amazing at everything. He loves to travel and explore. He is a guy you cant lose and he is awesome. He is a father. But, he is amazing at it. And he is the best role model anyone could look up too. He feels like he's nothing to no one, but really everyone loves him for who he is.
Kelly your so cool!
by Buckets_35 January 31, 2020
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