bull pissing on a flat rock

Raining very hard

How bad is it raining ? Like a bull pissing on a flat rock

by #1toohottie November 30, 2017

flat trot

British term for a slow horse, aka a stupid person

Don't be a flat trot, google it and figure it out yourself

by Psubabbler February 27, 2017

Flat

Bent word of approval with Northern Germanic roots. Shortened form of "flat out right."

Example...
Me: That man is a legend!
Him: That's flat, brother! That's flat.

Dude, when you said she was your one and only... that was flat!

by Kenny Bents December 15, 2018

flat chalupa

when someone says they're going to cook something a certain way, but then changes it last minute without telling the guy who posts on the fake social media page that parodies your establishment. can also be used in the negative to mean 'no lie' or 'no cap.'

today's special is the modelo beer cheese burger. no flat chalupa.

by jt15550 January 25, 2024

brown flat

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.

"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."

by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017

flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.

Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"

by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023