You've extolled how much better the sex will feel without a condom on. You've lied profusely about getting a STD test within the last week (which you either did not get or did get and subsequently failed). You even promised to pull out. But to no avail, she still insists that you "wrap it up".
You begrudgingly agree to put on the latex raincoat, and then proceed to pleasure her in the missionary position. After a few minutes, you suggest switching it up with some doggy style. As she FLIPs over and assumes her position on all fours, she will be distracted and unable to see the events that are about to unfold behind her. In one swift and discreet motion, you RIP the rubber off and throw it in that crack between the bed and the wall (where it wont be found immediately after). Then you proceed to raw dog her like you wanted to do in the first place. Congratulations my friend. You have successfully completed the flip and rip.
Bonus points if you don't pull out and insist a few months later that she got pregnant because she had sex with some other guy, and thereby absolve yourself of any responsibility in the matter.
You begrudgingly agree to put on the latex raincoat, and then proceed to pleasure her in the missionary position. After a few minutes, you suggest switching it up with some doggy style. As she FLIPs over and assumes her position on all fours, she will be distracted and unable to see the events that are about to unfold behind her. In one swift and discreet motion, you RIP the rubber off and throw it in that crack between the bed and the wall (where it wont be found immediately after). Then you proceed to raw dog her like you wanted to do in the first place. Congratulations my friend. You have successfully completed the flip and rip.
Bonus points if you don't pull out and insist a few months later that she got pregnant because she had sex with some other guy, and thereby absolve yourself of any responsibility in the matter.
You: "She wouldn't have sex with me unless I used a condom."
Your friend: "That sucks bro, I hate condoms."
You: "Me too. So I put one on and then did a flip and rip."
Your friend: "That sucks bro, I hate condoms."
You: "Me too. So I put one on and then did a flip and rip."
by rump_raider March 03, 2011
by The Sac July 28, 2006
by sippinsyurp August 25, 2008
The act of pounding a girl in the missionary position in her pussy, then flipping her over to doggie style and pounding hes in the ass from behind.
This process can be repeated as desired by the participants.
This process can be repeated as desired by the participants.
by actiongaston February 25, 2010
Shoes that are supposed to be for casual, downtime wear but this seems to be controversial. The thong part either chaffes the top of feet or cuts in between the fat and index toe. Real casual when you're bleeding everywhere. Are suppsed to be cheap but not always.
Did you see those flip-flops at Abercrombie? $39.50 to have them embellished with beads but $16.50 plain. Pretty expensive for just lounging around if you ask me!
by patchwearer January 26, 2006
dealing your prescription for money rather than taking it yourself. I.E. vicodin, adderall, xanax, etc
by Jordan Baker June 03, 2007
A Skateboard trick designed and performed by back-country
skateboarder's
The trick is where one pushes the board with his/her back foot and runs beside the board then places front foot underneath the middle of the board and pull up and jump forward landing both feet on the board making the board do a horizontal flip.
skateboarder's
The trick is where one pushes the board with his/her back foot and runs beside the board then places front foot underneath the middle of the board and pull up and jump forward landing both feet on the board making the board do a horizontal flip.
"Oh snap dude Adam just landed a Double Mcdoogle" Or
"Man i just knew that guy was a pro when he pulled a Mcdoogle flip to a nollie then busted a Tre-Flip over a 6 stair.
"Man i just knew that guy was a pro when he pulled a Mcdoogle flip to a nollie then busted a Tre-Flip over a 6 stair.
by Adam (Cheddar Bob) Anderson October 03, 2007