Flatting

Term to describe the voyeuyristic practice of watching couples have sex in public car parks, which pre-dated the term 'dogging'.

Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown
"Ehhh just been flatting some couple down at piss-corner in the bottoms until some idiot boy racer scared em off"
by bogsnorkeller January 31, 2023
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B flat

The person who takes it up the ass in gay sex
Used by music lovers

Hey you a b flat
by Bottomle March 03, 2021
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brown flat

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
by Tonyvenom September 23, 2017
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flat ass bookin

Moving as fast as you possibly can, usually used to describe a medical helicopter flying as fast as they possibly can in order to save a life.
*sound of helicopter overhead*
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”
by trparky February 17, 2021
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reservoir flats

Basically the ghetto of the northern suburbs. Inhabitants:junkies,bogans and feral abos.
You don't live near the reservoir flats do you??
by Ambieeleejay June 10, 2014
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Flat earth plane, The

=) The flat earth plane of existence.

=) this is what the main world is made of (with), it comes at a cost of knowing over believing what other's (other the God has help craft my creation upon this Flat Earth Plane of existence) has has/are showing them, yet, if you look at the slide of hand, then and only then will you be knowing the da jury truth A.K.A. never of (with) a de facto truth.

=) Life's about perception, that is how you find the meaning in life; and yet it is only closer to the what is the meaning of life…. ….yet, one must know that they are to become in order too be being the higher truths.

=) Just as the same as the water plane (The ocean) fire plane (hell/the Sun at its Job)
=) Flat Earth Plane, The , of existence, is one of the hardest places to be being un(into)to this God given Plane of existence; so, what is it, "God Given, A.K.A. da jury truth / sovereignty

=) Today God said "let their be light( yet tHEy, said more with their Silence than they did Their words, where in their silence was the rest of themselves; A place called heaven.);" this world of Earth of (with) being round is that of what it means to have(hath) a shape of a (Spear of (with) Ear) sphere by the actions of being do you have (hath) a spHERe

=) some would say that what they are told/being put under a spell (Entering the plane of existence of words), dose the same as one, to be un (in) the Air Plane only by means of an Airplane.
by Craigvalue nova April 01, 2022
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flat packed

What your balls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time.
After a 90 minute ride into the city, Ian's cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered Billy bookshelf.
by the original imac March 17, 2010
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