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landcruiser driver

Generally think they are superior to all others because they drive what is ment to be the greatest 4x4 on the planet. What they fail to realise they have paid up to 10 times more than any other 4x4 owners. They have more money than brains and can also be described as (mongies).
They find comfort in belittling others such as patrol pajero landrover and jeep owners ( last one is understandable) to help them justify the amount of money they have spent. But they still get bogged!
Wow. Cant believe they spent that much when you can get one for quater of the price to do the same job and then brag...
What a landcruiser driver.
by jimmy the mongie February 1, 2018
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Van Drivers

A short fat bald man who drives big fans to intimidate other workers on site.
Van Drivers Feel threatened by kids and bigger men and are often nervous
by Take the weather February 12, 2018
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Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan that did not get their vegetables this morning.
What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.
by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020
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Bus driver

She is a particularly rude bitch who nobody you can have on the bus and shell take it away I am writing this on the bus
She is a rude bus driver
by Ulikecarrots November 6, 2020
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Dallas Driver

When someone hooks your asshole with two or more fingers and picks you up. Also known as a “wet hand wedgie”
Uncle Sasser keeps giving out Dallas Drivers
by Tister January 11, 2021
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Screw-you Driver

Someone who pulls out in front of you, then proceeds to drive 5 miles under the speed limit
this dumbass pulled out in front of me on my way to work today. I shouted “screw-you driver” at the top of my lungs .
by billy baby 333 January 29, 2021
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Lancer Driver

They are actually a good driver, yet when by themselves, they think there in a fast and furious scene. They’re a person who thinks he is driving a Ferrari yet is actually driving something that could be gassed by a Suzuki swift. Also are the type of person that thinks he writes the road rules
“Look at the lancer driver, thinking he’s Lighting McQueen

What the ... does this bloke know how to drive, what an idiot”
by Wowowoiw March 2, 2021
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