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24/7 Instagram comment addict

Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.
Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?

Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.

Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
by satire1 August 18, 2024
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May 24

May 24th is the BEST day to be born on,
It is international thicc day
And, Queen Victoria's BIRTHDAY.
stay thicc and rule Britain May 24-ies.
Guy: He's born on May 24th? ayo no wonder he's thicc.
Person: Hey that's suspicious-
by Johnathan From Church December 31, 2021
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August 24

August 24 is a day known as “Kobe day” It is a day in which everybody takes off of school(if you have it) and everybody shows respect for the legend and pays their respects by wearing all Kobe/Laker apparel and playing basketball with your friends.
Hey can we go paint balling tomorrow? Nah, August 24 is Kobe day dude
by Kobe Kid January 27, 2020
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October 24

October 24 is National kiss a football boy day
Weird Girl : walks up to and stares at popular football player

Football player: what ?
Weird girl: It’s October 24 and kissed him and runs away
by XxLitKidxX October 23, 2019
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August 24

by michael8/24 January 27, 2020
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May 24

NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY!!!!!

Save the date for 5/24/2021

hot people eat a bowl of rigatoni on this day
Do you know what day May 24 is?
no...
ITS NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY
OH YEAH I HEARD ABOUT THAT
by tig bit dick May 24, 2021
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36c-24-36

The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off.

There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.

If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!
Jim: I just found a 36c-24-36 in the library and she was reading a book on baking perfect desserts. She had the face of an angel and she wasn't dressed like a slut with more cleavage on show than a pornhub teen.
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's
by FeministKilla March 5, 2020
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