When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"
I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.
What a fucking mess!!!
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