saturday working

When your boss is an ass and makes you work a Saturday

Jordan - my boss is an ass and is making me do some saturday working

by Gothical Gal December 11, 2020

Waterford Works

A small town in Camden County, New Jersey. It is located next to Atco and Berlin.

I live in Waterford Works.

by craig and dennis December 6, 2010

Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.

Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

working me

Letting your baby fuck you.

Baby are you working me tonight

by Brizzle May 30, 2021

Work Death

A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.

"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"

by Robthegreat November 10, 2021

County Work

A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.

Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?

That's how county work is done.

by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020

working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.

Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.

by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022