Skip to main content

Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
by Radnen June 25, 2015
mugGet the Schrodinger's Face mug.

Face-dropping

When someone posts something on Facebook meant for another person but then a third party views, comments, and/or reposts it.

Similar to eavesdropping, but on Facebook.
Matt sent Cord a video. Dylan commented on it. That's Face-dropping.
by McCabeBlahBlah December 20, 2010
mugGet the Face-dropping mug.

Red face Enterprise

When you love the sauce and like to work in a boss role and still have no clue at what is being done.
Damn this job is going south, must be a red face enterprise job.
by B Dingus July 23, 2021
mugGet the Red face Enterprise mug.

Seizure face

Seizure face, a friendly and overly enthusiastic person that gets excited over small events. A seizure face will breathe in and out heavily and rock head back and forth, the eyes will widen and a happy yet dazed look will come across the face.
person: "OMG its christmas tomorrow"
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*
by hollie <3 TJ February 23, 2011
mugGet the Seizure face mug.

Shit Faced

When shit gets thrown into your face.
haha just kidding it's when you get drunk as hell...
"She was totally Shit Faced last night"
by Pedobear :) December 12, 2012
mugGet the Shit Faced mug.

face of justice

face of utter disgust and contempt to those who know it, to others a face of seriousness. Reasons for the face of justice are responses to extreme nastiness or stale jokes. The face of justice only can be delivered by a member of an elite group called B2.
there is a gurl who you and your boys are always making fun of because of her ugliness and they catch you having sex with her. It is then appropriate to give you the "face of justice" because what you are doing is horribly wrong.
by brimith July 11, 2007
mugGet the face of justice mug.

Deluxe Exploding Face

A deluxe exploding face is an exploding face, but you are able to climax and add your spunk to the event.
Your sister is so hot, I was able to give her a rare deluxe exploding face. I think I might be in love.
by Hutchyboy December 7, 2016
mugGet the Deluxe Exploding Face mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email