Faces

A disturbing PSA made by the Partnership For A Drug Free America made in 1987 that features a young blonde woman with blue eyes smiling at the camera as a blissful piano is playing in the background. Right after, the music then turns into a creepy rendition of “How Old Are You Now?” as the woman stops smiling. As the commercial continues, the woman’s pupils dilate and her skin slowly withers all while staring at the camera. Her eyes then turn into a bright blue and a sheet is thrown over her; indicating that she has died from a drug overdose. There is also an alternate version of this commercial where there is no sheet and the viewer has to stare at the woman’s face for a few more seconds.

Guy: You know what? I’m gonna stay up for a bit longer. I’m in the mood to watch something scary.

*watches TOP 50 SCARIEST PSAS by HelloImAPizza*
Guy: Ok, the video’s almost over.
*Sees the title for number two; Faces*
*Video plays*
Guy: Wow… I don’t think I can sleep now.

by Shokwavve April 24, 2023

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The Face-off

A drinking game for lax bros. First both participants put a full beer in the pocket of a lacrosse stick. While holding both shafts in both hands, twist your shafts towards yourself while chugging a natty light (cheep beer) at the same time. First one to finish is the winner.

The Face-off is when you walk up to a lax bro who is holding his wand and a brew, challenge them to "The face off". First one to finish is way more bro.

by CONNORPREY May 4, 2015

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Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

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