National slag day

You can beat and give butt to all the boys you want And you can dress like a thot

Man-yo suck my dick
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome

by Bigtittybrenda November 01, 2019

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National give your bf head day

On January 5th you have to give your boyfriend sloppy toppy

“Hey babe its Jan 5th wheres my head?”
“What?”
“January 5th is National give your bf head day”

by Sylvia Mathis December 31, 2023

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National give your bf head day!

Give your boyfriend head on February fourth!

“So your giving me head today?” “Yes! It’s national give your bf head day!”

by GcgxfcjbEhjcgxd February 04, 2025

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National Bully Ovi Day

You know that long haired idgit you go to school with that has long hair and climbs trees? Yea. ovi. Bully him. Bully him as hard as you can and don’t stop. This holiday/tradition has been taken aback many a years through my ancestors and we must carry it on. It takes place daily throughout the year. It is always national bully ovi day. Wherever you are.

Ovi: hey you wanna play some magic?
You: no you f*** f***** uggo!
Ovi: hey that’s not very nice
You: I don’t care! It’s national bully ovi day *proceeds to bully ovi harder

Ovi: noooooo!

by Godiathon January 25, 2024

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National Cruiser Day

This is the day we all drink cruisers
New Year’s Day was a couple of days ago
But don’t forget getting drunk
Grab all your mates and grab a significant amount of cruisers and drink till you’re blackout

Jim: I have work
Gc: it’s national cruiser day what do you mean?

by cruiserlover January 03, 2022

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