National show the homies your cock day

Show your cock to the homies!
May 18

Wow john did u see carls cock! That shit was hot!
I am so glad its National show the homies your cock day!

by nowomenonlydudes May 18, 2022

Old National

When someone’s dick is so dirty and musty, it’s equivalent to the hygiene of one of the first presidents.

Girl, I haven’t seen him shower, I am scared that dick is gonna be an Old National.

by Suejonathon May 29, 2024

National "Twerk for your partner" day

April 8th is National Twerk for your partner day, where you must shake ass for your boyfriend or girlfriend

Bf: "Babe it's April 8th, so start shaking ass"

Gf: "Remember that you do it after, National Twerk for your Partner day is for guys and girls to both shake ass!"

Bf: "Bet"

Guys and girls both must shake ass on National "Twerk for your partner" day

by Tobicqntmiss April 5, 2022

National Grab Ass Day

A dumbass, disgusting, inexcusable day that was made by incels who don't understand why a woman has never touched them.

Incel- It's National Grab Ass Day! I'm going to grab Stephanie's ass.

Girl- Wtf is wrong with ur head

by emotionalgayboy June 20, 2021

National dick day

Happy national dick day guys (its national dick day every single day in June) so the people with weiners could do whatever they want with em, they could just shove it up a homeless persons mouth, etc

Nick: "Yo, rick, its national dick day, you GOTTA suck my dick ASAP."
Rick: "Alright bet nick."
😛

by zai >:3 June 10, 2024

national make smp day

the day where kylie can make an smp for her friends

wow its december 20th! a pog day to make an smp as it is national make smp day

by skydoesminecrafte December 20, 2020

National Ask for Nudes Day

Where you can ask anyone for nudes without being judged

18th April

Hey can I get some nudes for National Ask for Nudes Day
Yeah sure

by Awe Bois April 18, 2021