hot avocado

Inserting your feces into someone else’s anus, using your hand or tongue

I thought I was going to get a rim job, but that sicko gave me a hot avocado instead!

by Scatman Yourmothers February 6, 2012

Hot in their shoes

A person that is angry and has issues.

I was at a friends the other day and they needed to be slapped as he was hot in their shoes.

by Moulan Gouge March 13, 2012

Texas Hot Sauce

When after eating chile you experience extremly spicy diarrhea.

"Oh damn someone left some texas hot sauce in the bathroom."

Garrett:"Oh sorry. I didnt think anyone would notice."

by Asian Kid pwns Friend March 28, 2012

red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012

Hot Panks

When your girlfriend, or boyfriend ;), takes off their panties ;), hands them to you ;), and they are still warm and/or moist 8D

"Damn honey, those are some hot panks!"
"Eww those hot panks got my hand dirty!"
"Damn baby it's getting cold, hand me your hot panks will ya?"
"There sure are lots of of hot panks in the summer, just how I like them."

by tu madre y tu abuela May 26, 2012

hot mumford

same as the "classic" mumford except your partner farts while locking under they're ass.

dude, i gave my girl a "hot mumford" last night and it smelled so bad she almost passed out!

by the captn June 11, 2012

Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012