shit-tits

When a man is shitting on a girls chest gets of aim and accidentally shits on her tits.

Girl: My boyfriend is such a dumbass he was shitting on my chest last night but he gave me shit-tits instead.
Friend: Girl you better dump his ass.

by Mr.Trips (jacob barile) December 28, 2007

shit cougher

some one who, after a quick felch has an asthma attack, coughing shit pretty much everywhere.

any gay with asthma

by Gaycob June 7, 2003

shit legs

Anyone who is lazy as shit and can't move one leg in front of the other for fear of over exertion. Kodak and Heidelberg workers suffer from this the most. If you have checked how lousy they are doing, you can see why.

There goes that Pawlo Bezduch grabbing the newspaper to go take a shit and hide in the john for an hour, while I load four trailers- that fucking SHIT-LEG!!

by Pete Helfrich May 14, 2004

bat shit

nonsense propagated by liberals (cp: moon bat)

Once again, Ted Kennedy threw his typical bat shit all around the halls of the Capitol.

by Anti-"Voice of Un-reason" December 28, 2007

jack shit

the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.

You don't know jack shit.

by bumpie July 26, 2008

what the shit

Same as WTF? but now that I know it was used by Keanu in the Matrix, I will never say it again!!

What the shit?! As like, "What the shit is that about?"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004

shit pickle

wen u take such a big shit that ur body becomes a pickle. rare but lethal disease.

OMFG IM A SHIT PICKLE!

by shit pickle man June 23, 2008