by Frick my mom told me to go February 1, 2020
Get the Crack Headmug. by Areyoudaqween April 8, 2019
Get the Pillow headmug. “Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the mysteries make my head hurtmug. Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009
Get the choke the head off my dickmug. by Scotty2HottyA1 September 29, 2019
Get the Sample Headmug. The thoughts that sneak into your head as you try to go to sleep. They are usually negative, irrational and exaggerated, but feel oh-so-real at the time.
In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.
In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.
by MynameisScarlett January 8, 2020
Get the Night-time head sneakersmug. 