cock quest

Gay male looking for cock In a club

I’m on a cock quest for dick in this club

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Cock Usher

The opposite of a cock-blocker. A person (man or woman) who purposely favors you to a person you want to fuck.

I was doing terrible with the ladies, what I needed was a cock usher.

by Big savage October 12, 2011

Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.

1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."

by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022

spaghetti cock

Flaccid penis that hangs like melting string cheese or overdone spaghetti

Ex: Superman has the grossest spaghetti cock I've ever seen!

by SupermanTyga May 25, 2014

COCK LUST

A sexual activity that involves becoming overwhelmed with lust upon seeing a beautiful penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

It's something about seeing a huge beautiful cock that is enticing and will ignite a Cock Lust in a male or female to worship and serve the cock.

by Curious explorer August 3, 2025

Cock Cheese

What your mother puts on her bagels for breakfast.

This morning, after banging all night, I offered your mom some cream cheese or butter for her bagel. She said "no thanks, I prefer cock cheese", and scraped some off my unit.

by That Dude Who Knows January 2, 2021

mustard cock

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.

Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?

by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018