O X I R

Someone who is getting irl pked by Alex|Mc as we speak

O X I R Got irl pked by Alex|Mc

by Alex|Mc October 18, 2008

I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫

by Telephony April 6, 2017

⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️

What you use when you spam someone

⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️

by Jesus with a g August 7, 2021

Where am I GOING, CARL?!

A seriously funny line from the Nationwide Insurance "Vanishing Deductible" commercial.

Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!

One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*

Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)

....That was awesome!

by That Was Awesome. September 5, 2011

I said pick up the soap

Pick up the soap nigga

Inmate: *drops soap*
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap

by Lazar Blade March 22, 2021

I love you a lot abby

is there any explanation for this

me: wow I love you a lot abby
also me ; shut up you fag

by big daddy Pablo May 17, 2019

I Fell in Love With Mary Jane

Doing/Smoking/Experimenting with Marijuana (also known as Weed, Pot, Cannabis, Ganja, Bud, Etc.) Most often used as smoking Marijuana for the first time (not always used in this way)

Tim: Dude today "I fell in love with Mary Jane."
Bob: No Way! I love her too.

by YourEveryDayGuideToMaryJane October 28, 2011