Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.
by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020
Get the Two Facemug. by RustEater38389 December 10, 2022
Get the Your facemug. Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
Get the Fuck yourself in the facemug. by Tajjytajj May 11, 2025
Get the Face-paintmug. A face heart is a unique and original expression of holding a half heart shape, formed by one hand, up to your cheek. It has been used by its founder Kim Taehyung (BTSV) since 2014, and has become extremely popular.
by Hollowdoll July 5, 2023
Get the Face heartmug. Person 1 typing: Ooh, he said that with a strait face.
Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.
Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.
by Khourschet March 4, 2021
Get the Strait-not-facemug. The Gas Face is a sex act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position with the male’s face and tongue in the girl’s asshole as she farts into his face and mouth, while he sucks the farts out of her asshole.
Jack: Hey bro, did you do The Gas Face with Ashley last night?
Darius: You better believe it bro, her farts were nasty, but I enjoyed doing The Gas Face with her.
Jack: You nasty, man.
Darius: You better believe it bro, her farts were nasty, but I enjoyed doing The Gas Face with her.
Jack: You nasty, man.
by efishies15 January 24, 2019
Get the The Gas Facemug.