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Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.
Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I Two Faced her.
by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020
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Your face

A super duper rude insult (not really) that little kids say to try and roast you (it never works)
Person: hey whats up?
Little kid: your face OOOOOOHHH ROASTED
by RustEater38389 December 10, 2022
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Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?
Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
mugGet the Fuck yourself in the facemug.

Face-paint

When a male covers a woman’s face in semen.
He gave her a good face-paint.
by Tajjytajj May 11, 2025
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Face heart

A face heart is a unique and original expression of holding a half heart shape, formed by one hand, up to your cheek. It has been used by its founder Kim Taehyung (BTSV) since 2014, and has become extremely popular.
KMedia reported “Founder of Face heart BTSV was seen leaving the airport earlier today”
by Hollowdoll July 5, 2023
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Strait-not-face

Someone who does not not know how to spellStraight”.
Person 1 typing: Ooh, he said that with a strait face.

Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.
by Khourschet March 4, 2021
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The Gas Face

The Gas Face is a sex act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position with the male’s face and tongue in the girl’s asshole as she farts into his face and mouth, while he sucks the farts out of her asshole.
Jack: Hey bro, did you do The Gas Face with Ashley last night?
Darius: You better believe it bro, her farts were nasty, but I enjoyed doing The Gas Face with her.
Jack: You nasty, man.
by efishies15 January 24, 2019
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