national eat breakfast day

they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast
ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day
by a stupid ass loser October 27, 2022
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National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
by nonrupt October 21, 2021
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On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.
by amanwithaplan46 December 19, 2019
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National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys
“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”
by Nohomo2369 October 04, 2019
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Send a twerking video(s) to your bf and make em happy on April 18
“Time to send a twerk vid to ya nikka
time to bless ‘em
NATIONAL SEND A TWERK VID TO YOUR MAN DAY THANKZ FOR DA VID!!
by Baby b4 April 19, 2024
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Let your friends know how much you love and appreciate them
Its National Friends Appreciation Day
by Ari R. June 25, 2021
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Horns have to be appreciated every 7th December of the years. Cute ,long, fragile, small… horns have to be appreciated and loved on this day.
Guys it’s 7th December !!! It’s national horns appreciation day!!!! Hehehhe*insert character here* Ily
by Wrinkles on my toes September 28, 2021
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