noodle face

noodle face is a situation where you ate tons of simple carbs and salt causing your face to puff up.

I ate chinese and the day after i looked ugly due to my noodle face

by @mrkulci October 16, 2020

Face Off

Relating to the fight in the canteen in the movie Face Off, with Nic Cage going completely nuts so he's left alone by the other prisoners. So basically, it's pretending to go insane in a situation where you feel threatened, so others won't abuse or harass you.

Did you hear what happened to Josh at the skateboard park last week? Three guys tried to take his skateboard so he did a total face off, smashed his board, and headbutted one of them. Now they won't even go back to the skateboard park, the losers.

by Warrior Woman February 20, 2015

Funny Face

I looked a lot like a Vogue magazine
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream
Flawless and loveless, no intimacy
I only lived to be seen
Not to be touched, too clean

Chorus: Repeat 2X
Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face
Billions of dollars are spent on the face
Covering, smoothing, and changing the shape
Everyone wanted a face just like mine
Nobody wanted me
Only to look like me

I'm ungrateful but I don't care
I hear comments from everywhere
Probably nothing behind the face
The face, the face

That was the day that I jumped off the bridge
Trying to end it all, I barely lived
Doctor Lamaar said "your face is a mess"
All of the rest you can guess

I got my one request
(He got his one request)
And I am happy, yes
(And he is happy, yes)
I got my one request
(He got his funny face)
And I am happy, yes
And I am happy, happy, happy, happy, happy

Funny face, I got my funny face
Funny face, I got my funny face

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 15, 2021

The Oueewww Face

The face you make when you're climaxing when jerking off. It's named after the shape your face makes, like if you were saying oueewww.

"Bitch ass Todd you ugly ass fuck"
"Shut up Fred you look like the oueewww face."
"Fair enough"

by tangog32 December 6, 2020

ice face

the act in which you try to get the last bit of drink in your cup but ultimately getting an avalanche of ice onto your face

Dude 1 - "I had a huge 124 oz. drink and I had just a few sips left, but in trying to get those last sips, I got ice faced."

Dude 2 - "You are a fucking douche."

by Nonovakno August 23, 2009

doogie face

A pissed off look with a blank stare added to it.

my dad had a doogie face when I flipped him off.

by rainkombat December 24, 2008

Padge-face

Taking a long, exaggerated, deep breath in, and exhaling loudly and slowly to gather as much attention as possible.

"My degree is so difficult" *padge-face*

by bka26 September 29, 2012