A black man in a rainstorm

A universal analogy that can be used in any situation. It means everything and nothing.

Steve, you're about as dependable as a black man in a rainstorm.

Dang, Seth is as sexy as a black man in a rainstorm tonight.

by The Phoenix and The Selkie July 11, 2011

fleshy man tube

it's yo fuckin' cock

jimbo rammed his fleshy man tube into jane's hairy asshole

by pappy July 16, 2004

little man syndrome

When a guy is short and has an attitude problem because he is bitter at society for looking down on short guys.

Damn, I just got rejected by the bouncer that I was a lot taller than at the bar, he must have had a bad case or little man syndrome.

by Erica April 23, 2004

Two man stand

When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and shits between his legs.

Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'

Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'

Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'

Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'

by Heckster. November 22, 2009

Angry Fat Man

A fat overweight man who's mad at the world and suffer from asperger's syndrome and hair loss. A grotesque sight to behold and angry at everyone around them including their own mother whom they make life a living hell for.

That angry fat man needs some lovin. Someone give him a pity fuck.

by swims9 August 2, 2008

Man Plan

An event or idea where men get together and watch a sporting event on a large television (mainly HD) while consuming large amounts of alcohol and eating large amounts of meat, pizza, or nachos.

Guy #1: Me and the guys are gonna watch the game at my house.

Guy #2: Want me to bring beer?

Guy #1: Sounds like a Man Plan.

by BigB34 April 18, 2010

Unca Man

The ultimate evil who has his own minions.

All hail the Unca Man!!!

by jinx! April 18, 2010