splurt baby

A baby born when sperm leaks from the anus to vagina post anal. Can be prevented by wearing an anal seepage tampon.

I wore an anal seepage tampon so I wouldn’t have to give birth to a splurt baby in 9 months.

by Submissiveslave661 November 25, 2022

Baby maker

Is a legendary smg in borderlands 2 but called the ivf in pre sequel

Bro i just got the legendary baby maker from a loot chest

by Bigdickgamer November 4, 2019

beat that baby

Beat that baby is a term used to basically say have sex. Mostly said by boys meaning “beat that pussy up”

Friend 1: What you doing tonight?
Friend2: Ima beat that baby.

by anonymous13926 December 22, 2019

Baby

What singers call listeners in pop songs. They also sing about romantic topics like love and kissing. Also hearts.

Baby, baby, baby, oh

by ShhShhShh July 31, 2023

Baby making

Something your parents regret doing.

Your mom: "I regret baby making"
Your dad: "I don't regret it, but I regret the outcome."

by ash.lyn February 21, 2022

Baby

A word that you call your boys

Terry: Mitch, where are you baby!?
Mitch: I'm over here sippin' Busch baby!

by Terry bud December 15, 2017

Leash Baby

A term for someone who cannot emotionally handle criticism or controversy of any sort. Based on kids who were put on leashes by their parents in public so they couldn't walk too far away.

BOSS: Hey I noticed that you were about 30 minutes late today, and it's not a big deal, but could you text me when you're on your way so that I know when to expect you?
EMPLOYEE: That's like a HUGE micro-oppression, you can't talk to people like that.
BOSS: Oh don't be such a leash baby!

by LuckyPython May 16, 2018