Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

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Retarded head

Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent

Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!

by April 18, 2021

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bad head game

wack ass head game like when a boy or girl gives a girl head and the shit is wack.

"he got bad head game"

by fatpusc February 21, 2025

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hangs head in misery

Posture of the head showing its crown with the chin to the chest. The head may be hung to one side. The posture denotes a spiritual, emotional, mental or physical state of distress.

Hangs head in misery:
She ditches him in his third year and he hangs his head in misery at the table and in class... Best gift ever! That bitch's cunt stunk like a fish processing plant.

by Unified Field of Love February 22, 2016

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Giving head

Giving head is literally just another saying of a blowjob. Also known as oral sex.

1.Damn she gave me head yesterday.
2.She is literally giving me head.
3. We were given heads by those girls we met in the club. They were really at it.
Giving head is great

by Hottie originals July 26, 2024

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