National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

National oboa day

This day will be the best day of your life. You can make your gf (or not gf) to oboa your tool.

The National oboa day started at october 2. You have 24 hours to make your dream come true.

by Boahj November 19, 2021

National boobs tuesday

National boobs Tuesday is the day once a week where the lover of a man must send one picture of her breasts this day has been celebrated since Trump left office

National boobs Tuesday is coming I can't wait

by Illusionist7546 November 28, 2023

National apology day

For the people who messed up ending friendships or relationships, its time to think and owe that special person an apology.

Yo bro im sorry for how things ended between us and I wanna make it up to u. Today was National apology day and its just the time for me to think about u...

by 3 point mane January 29, 2021

National Sexathon Day

On January 1st you must go on a sexathon (Sex Marathon) by having sex for the entire day with as many partners as you would like

Hey Jessica, do you wanna join me and Erica for National Sexathon Day?

by Dirty Bob December 29, 2018

National Kemo Day

On August 13th of every year Kemo Green gets celebrated by everbody.

I can't wait for National Kemo Day so I can give him a gift and tell him how much I love him.

by YoungKJ August 7, 2018

National grope month

Grope whoever’s ass or tits you want with or without clothes.

Girl: can I get a hug?

Guy: sure.

Girl: *Slides hands down guys pants*

Happy national grope month

by DaddySnow November 10, 2021