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Nottingham Head

1. A savage and deeply humiliating post-fight move where the winner knocks their opponent out, then performs fellatio on them as the ultimate display of disrespect and psychological domination.

2. More than just winning — it’s rewriting the rules of humiliation in one devastating act.
The fight was already over, but he had to go and give the poor guy the Nottingham Head—now buddy’s not just unconscious, he’s emotionally unemployed.
by Suttleacees August 5, 2025
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Head

Someone with a face which is distinctive and more than often, very ugly.
Look at the state of that head.
by SquarkyMarky August 8, 2025
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dick head

by ursd<3 August 9, 2025
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Head Juice

Juice that seeps from the head, often staining pillow cases a dark yellow-brown. Whilst commonly believed to result from dirty hair, the juice actually seeps from the head itself.
"Yuck! Why has your pillow case turned yellow?"

"Don't mind that, it's just some head juice."
by juicyhead August 10, 2025
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Head Bowlingball

When you decapitate someone's head from their body. And you stick 2 fingers into their eye sockets and 1 finger into their mouth. You then proceed to roll their cut off head into 10 pins, like a traditional bowling game.
Killer "Who wants to play bowling?"
Bowler "Let's play! I'm an expert bowler!"
Killer "You pick your ball first."
Bowler *picks a red bowling ball* "I choose this one!"
Killer "I CHOOSE YOU!"
*CHOPS OFF HEAD*
Killer "This is another great Head Bowlingball. After this game, I'll add it to my collection."
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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National head day

You can give anyone head or you can receive head
" why tf are you sucking my d"

It's August 18 national head day
Oh then your next babe
by Moza24068 August 13, 2025
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