i had sex with your mother

I did.

Me: I had sex with your mother.
Joe: Okay,

by A Sexy ass andreas motherfuck May 7, 2022

arknights booba sex fan boy

a very big fan of booba sex in arknights

Rave_dovob is a huge arknights booba sex fan boy

by AverageSpooner April 20, 2023

The four stages of male sex organs

From smallest to largest

Phallus

Penis

Dick

Cock

I’ve been through those stages before!!

You mean the four stages of male sex organs?

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

The Auf Wiedersehen 69 Sex Position

A sex position in which 2 people perform the act of eating the ass out and the person whose ass is getting eaten out shits in the other and they run to the bathroom to wash their mouth out and when they come back previous said person is asleep and the other goes to sleep as well.

“Yo Daniel?”
“Yeh bailey?”
“Okay so Jess and I did the Auf Wiedersehen 69 sex position last night! it was a very fulfilling night! It’s safe to say I’m not hungry anymore!”

by Ladiesman419 October 10, 2019

counter clockwise Walter nigga sex

الله نيغا الجنس عنزة البنجابية نيغا الجنس والتر يمارس الجنس مع لي

Oh man, I love myself some counter clockwise Walter nigga sex when I'm feeling down.

by kokobiggun December 5, 2019

August 29th National Sex Day

😳

Let’s have sex on August 29th National Sex day

by BoogaWoogaDoogo August 29, 2021

i wanna have sex dance

A band dance created by the wonderous sidney shuman it is done by holding one hand above your head with your pointer finger held up and twisting the hand while twisting the alternate foot toes down and before hand uttering the phrase "I WANNA HAVE SEX" it is a commonly accepted band ritual and is gaining popularity

band kid 1: hey you know what winning band compititions makes me wanna do

band kid 1 and 2: "IT MAKES ME WANNA HAVE SEX"(band kids start doing i wanna have sex dance)

by band kid 1 November 26, 2010