2 cakes 1 face

When a girl successfully shoves two cupcakes in her bootyhole and squats over her man's face to let him eat them out.
Suzy gave me that 2 cakes 1 face treatment, it was like an ice cream machine oozing cupcakery into my mouth!
by Bacon-Queen August 22, 2023
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Michael Phelps face

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming
I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.
by joecoolthefool September 03, 2016
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Flat face

A person with a face so flat you wonder if they have their face on their desk all day
"Did you see that fella with the flat face over there?" "Yeah man he looks messed up"
by Sudbes June 30, 2023
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face slacking

Spending all your time on facebook when you should be doing something else of much greater importance.
Jennie- Man, I have two hours to write this 1,000 word essay for my psychology class. I could have done it last night, but I was totally face slacking.
Adri-...shitty
by Pinkspi October 06, 2008
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Gain Face

When you lifting some heavy sh!* and you are focused. You have your gain face on!
John has his gain face on...he must be lifting heavy today
by J-Lee Lingo July 22, 2016
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resting zoom face

The face one makes while on a remote video chat or meeting using zoom or other virtual meeting services. The resting zoom face is usually indicative of not remembering others can see your face.
Why do you all look so bored? Oh. It's only your resting zoom face.
by Grimstache September 08, 2020
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jamming on face

To jam, or to jamalam. Relieving your self on a girls face e.g cumming in the eye or mouth.
Jamming on face

'Josh says to Gemma, Gemma get on your knees bitch i'm gonna jam on your face, yeh that's wot i fout bitch.'

'Yesterday i was like jamming on her face and now she ait my ting'.
by cat22546387 January 07, 2011
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