Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.

Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.

by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

Diet Cock

A cock or "penis" of smaller stature and of less worth.

"Wow, look at that guy's diet cock, how does anyone ever enjoy being with it?"

by MaxtheGreatest1337 January 21, 2017

Cock n Lock Tool for sexiness

A tool used for pure sexiness

Fuck I forgot my Cock n Lock tool for sexiness at home see you in 5.

by Spearerboy6000 June 13, 2021

slappy cock

The best DJ of the century, Crusty cock juices too

Slappy cock has crusty balls

by yufgawf December 28, 2023

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by GYM2Quick January 20, 2024

Tonka Cock

A person whose sexual performance is so unimaginative and dull that it makes "vanilla" seem adventurous in comparison. Derived from Tonka bean, a substitute for vanilla, the term implies an even more watered-down, flavorless version of an already mild experience. A Tonka Cock takes no risks, avoids any deviation from the absolute basics, and turns even the most passionate encounters into a sleep-inducing routine.

"Man, last night with Roy really wasn’t as exciting as I thought."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."

by jellyplane March 3, 2025