by ITZcoolGUY March 04, 2010
I got into an argument with a face puppet last night. I didn't even realize it until I went to its wall to see just how crazy it was.
by Chaz Walker July 29, 2013
Face gunt is when you have become so morbidly obese that your body has no other choice but to store fat in you face. In some extreme cases the forehead.
Guy 1:- have you seen that girl over there she's so obese even her forehead is fat.
Guy 2:- she's got face gunt.
Guy 2:- she's got face gunt.
by T.M.I November 02, 2015
A very dry face of any kind meaning male or female. A face that has those dry cracks in the corner of the mouth with a case of eye boogers.
She has the worst crouton face this morning!
by MyztresC June 03, 2014
by Airloven February 10, 2009
Another word for whipped, but more vulgar to add emphasis that the man will bow down to his date's, Girl Friend, or wife's feet. Even for the most trivial thing.
Girl- "Blaze, could you walk to the car and get me a bottle water?"
Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"
Girl- "But I want water"
Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)
Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"
Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"
Girl- "But I want water"
Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)
Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"
by KingMosquito June 25, 2010
When someone does/says something stupid or messes up at something to the point you can only make fun of them.