go sex your own body

A more wordy form of "Go fuck yourself."

Man 1: "You smell like a used cum sock"

Man 2: "How bout you go sex your own body"

by Thine Lord of Pineapple December 27, 2021

Britney Spears' sex slave fantasy

A sexual fastasy that Britney Spears Has about being a sex slave. She calls all her boyfriends,"Master". She wants them to flog her if she doesn't perform good enough sexually for them or if her orgasms don't cum hard enough. That is where she got the idea for her song,"I'm a slave 4 U".
There are rumors that she is planing to start a sex slave colony complete with auction block and whiping post ect. So that her and people like her can live out there sex slve fantasies some playing the part of sex slaves and others playing the part of there masters.

I wish I cound make Britney Spears' sex slave fantasy a reality.

by Deep blue 2012 August 7, 2010

No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class

"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.

A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."

by rperazag July 2, 2010

National Sex Penis Day

June 9th. be as horny as you like and nobody can judge you?

in honor of zuc

Holy shit it's national sex penis day, its the greatest time of the year!

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Kit Kat Bar (sex move)

The act of freezing your cock in liquid nitrogen, breaking off a piece, and giving it to your partner to suck on. This is a one time use.

"Well, honey, today's my last day to live. Wanna try the Kit Kat Bar (sex move)?"

"*CRUNCH* hahahahaha it's numb so I can't feel it hahahahaha"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by ydffg February 19, 2018

National Violent Gay Sex Day

National Violent Gay Sex Day is on september 25th

My favorite national holiday is National Violent Gay Sex Day

by abeck07 April 23, 2022

Show-n-Tell Sex Ed

Sex education where demonstrations for the purpose of modeling proper sexual technique, safer sex protocols and better communication are performed usually for a live audience who's encouraged to watch and ask questions. Demonstrations may or may not include nudity or explicit sexual contact, but often do.

"Show-n-Tell Sex Ed is such a better way to learn how to be a sex ninja than watching porn."

"I went to a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed workshop where the sex educator totally hand-fucked a melon with a latex glove and some lube!"

"That strap-on workshop was a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed class and they pegged a dude in front of me and my gf."

by ReidAboutSex August 25, 2011