Two Babies One Fox

The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.

This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.

Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!

by Houxton999 January 31, 2025

Gift Baby

A baby who should have been given away because they won’t develop properly in the household but wasn’t given away so grew up extremely abnormal

Gift baby’s are often born with neonatal abstinence syndrome (Drugs in their system)

What to say to someone who just doesn't know when to stfu.
“You’re a real gift baby yanno that”

by B3NZ0S4BREAKFAST September 28, 2023

Baby Mars

Baby Mars is an adorable and crazy baby boy. His real name is Marwan but only responds to Dodo and Mars. He’s a hyper baby that likes to dance and clap. Also, is too lazy to hold his own bottle. Enjoys independent eating and his favourite toy ever is Mickey Mouse. One of Baby Mars’ first words were MICKEEY to show his love for the mouse.

Who’s that baby that’s dancing?

That’s Baby Mars

by BilllyBong November 23, 2021

Robo baby

A baby that has had exposure to bass music while in his/her moms stomach!

Bryan is a robo baby for sure!

by Dildoschwaggins November 7, 2016

Bitch Baby

The epitome of an ain't shit individual with childish tendencies ( can be female or male)

Ni*@a, you ain't nothing but a bitch baby.
Trina, I wish yo bitch baby ass would do something to me.

by bitchbabyasscarter January 16, 2020

Hi baby I'm out

Sorry, I'm too busy for you and I rather talk to random people over the one person in life that loves me the most

Moaz: Calls Nour..
Nour: Hi baby I'm out

by moazta June 3, 2019

sober baby

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

by nire rendnir May 29, 2018