Fur baby

a cute dog or other free pet who loves to snuggle

oh who is my little fur baby

by Voidoutdoors September 07, 2024

Replacement Babies

The first (or surviving) children you (or your spouse) have to replace you (and spouse if any) after you die.

We don't want to overpopulate the earth, so Jim and I plan on adopting after having our replacement babies, so after they murder us in cold blood, the world's population will go back to normal.

by WomanFriend August 30, 2009

Mudslide baby

When a woman gives birth to a baby and poops at the same time the baby is referred to as a mudslide baby.

"My mom shit when I was born so I'm a mudslide baby. "

by gentleCannibal December 26, 2021

Baby-shitting

the post-anal cum dump

I met up with Todd last night. You know, "The Ass Blaster"? Let's just say he left me baby-shitting.

by PlinkDinky September 22, 2022

baby gapper

A person who is 12 and under who crowds up public places.

Dude look at all those baby gappers at the skate park!

by lexicon5000 July 28, 2011

How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified

Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.

by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023

Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)

P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby

by Gummy34 January 06, 2024