cookie dog

anyone being too overly anything. Fat, aggressive, absurd, douchey, loud, obnoxious, nosey, pestery, snarky, tooley, snobey, fast, slow.

Stop being a douche bag your borderline cookie dog.

Cookie dog is on patrol. and riding her bike like she's Lance.

by Daisy Clover June 18, 2010

ur dog likes the clog

Insinuates you dog is gay

Bobby-ur mum gay lol
Charlie-ur dog likes the clog
Dog wails and demonic sounds in the distance as all dogs are dragged into hell

by Agiantbraintumor May 15, 2018

Dog Water

An insult used irritate players in competitive gaming. Usually used by children under 13, or toxic teenagers.
"Dog Water" Is repeated multiple times in a sentence.

Dog water Dog water Dog water 0 PR Dog water.

by TheReallyFady1 March 31, 2021

dog wayer

Hoe

She a dog wayer

by Ggp230 September 19, 2022

The Cat-Dog

When one "man" pulls his foreskin over another penis. Essentially making a finger puzzle

If I catch you trying the Cat-Dog again ,I'll spray you with the hose!

by Goose 253 January 11, 2021

dog-on-fire

The only computer repair place in this town except for geek squad (who would go there?! seriously..) that has online technical support. Plus, it's FREE!

dog-on-fire agent: Hi, welcome!
customer: hi.. I was wanting some repair work done..
dog-on-fire agent: great! I'm in the process of putting up an online calendar so you can tentativly schedule appointments. For now though just go ahead and describe the issues so we can figure out a solution.
customer: ...

by Justin Vail January 25, 2009

Hot dog

The act of cumming in a condom then freezing it to use as a dildo.

Your dad is so bad in bed your mom has to use his Hot dog.

by Kalebisadouche October 25, 2022