Hot California Mayo

Cum that's been basking in the sun.

It was 100 degrees outside so Tyrone shot his load onto the pavement and later scooped up the hot California mayo

by NutzHandler November 10, 2019

Hot Water Expert

Omnis DG Wifi is a hot water expert. Omnis has spent his entire life immersed in the world of hot water. He knows everything there is to know about hot water - how to make it, how to store it, and most importantly, how to enjoy it!

So, if you're ever in need of some hot water advice, just ask Geyser. He'll be happy to share his expertise and maybe even give you a demonstration of his famous hot water dance!

I heard that Omnis is such a hot water expert that he can turn a block of ice into a cup of tea just by staring at it!

by deep beep March 10, 2023

Hot Donnie

A pandemic inspired cocktail, consisting of:

3/4 Cup of Clorox Bleach
1.5 oz Pine-sol
2-3 Teaspoons Palmolive
2-3 Teaspoons Lysol Clean and Fresh Lemon scented multi-surface cleaner
Pipe cleaners for garnish
1 yellow sponge for garnish

A be all, end all cure, when a miracle hasn’t stopped the planet‘s incessant purge of the virus that is humanity.

Hey bro, how have you been fighting off the ‘rona?

Dude, I’ve been throwing back some Hot Donnies. I feel like shit, but my insides are as clean as a kitchen counter.

by JOEnotsoPC3 April 28, 2020

Hot Fart

When you sit on a hot furnace,and fart.You will feel hot air coming from your butt,and smelling horrible.

What is that smell? it smells like boiled spoiled eggs was that you Bob? did you just let out a hot fart?
Bob:Yeah,and my ass is burning i better get off the furnace.

by LI9 November 25, 2018

hot gummy

nasty thot whore that would suck anything for free.

aye ajanae im out im finna go hit me up a hot gummy . Lets hope ion catch nothing

by hot gummy June 5, 2018

Hot Cheeto Girl

Hot Cheeto Girls typically refer to Black or Latinx women (typically middle-high school) who act like they're all that. They, hence, the name, eat hot Cheetos (because it's 90% of their diet) and usually have edges that look like stage curtains. Hot Cheeto Girls have exactly 10 words in their vocabulary and are barely passing whatever grade they happen to be in. Most of them are midgets (based on my personal experience). Their closets consist of dirty Air Forces, the same sweater every day, and bookbags that look like hand-me-downs. Hot Cheeto Girls have a habit of messing of messing with people who haven't done shit to them. They also like doing crappy Tik-Tok dances, and just looove to copy off of people's homework (because doing it's too hard). Most of them use really strong perfume to cover up the fact that they smell like fish and shit. They happen to stay in groups because they're too scary when they're alone. They like insulting people when they don't get what they want.

Random Person: *Minding their own business...*

Also Random Person: *Looks back for about a millisecond.*

Hot Cheeto Girl: HEY, YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?!

Random Person: No...?

Random Person: *Doing their work.*

Hot Cheeto Girl: HEY, CAN I COPY OFF YOUR HOMEWORK?!?

Random Person: No.

Hot Cheeto Girl: FUCK YOU, HOE!!

Random Person: Fuck you too.

by i eat catholic babies October 17, 2023

Ganges Hot Pocket

Fucking her by the Ganges river, filling her pussy with Ganges water, wait for a floating penis and hand, slap That ass with the hand and jam that bloated penis in her pussy.

My wife wanted an exotic trip, so we head to India and the first meal she ate was a Ganges Hot Pocket.

by Cmen deemon October 5, 2020