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National eat in class day

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Kyle: *grabs snack* Teacher: Kyle stop eating your snack! Kyle: it's national eat in class day!
by August21 September 10, 2025
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National kiss a purple hair girl

You kiss a purple hair girl on a Thursday
Smooch smooch on national kiss a purple hair girl
by savethedinos April 20, 2024
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National post a pic of your best friend day

Help celebrate a picture of the person that made your life better!
National post a pic of your best friend day, means to take time out of your day to appreciate what your best friend has done for you
by Kenken1156 August 2, 2021
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National Pension Fund

A system by which the government guarantees all employed persons in the entire nation will get a certain percentage of their income by the time they retire.

This system has been fairly functional up until recently, with current demographic shifts making most current models unsustainable unless states increase the age at which a person may collect their pension.

This has effectively made most of these systems into a literal political time-bomb in the countries in which they have been implemented because the taxes that must be levied against individuals and the companies that employ them to pay for such funds has made it so that only the ultra wealthy or very well off can feasibly keep a private retirement fund, meaning that with every year the government increases the retirement age they are effectively forcing most of the population to work longer than they want to/are able to, which is shockingly very unpopular with voters.
Wealthy CEO: Oh boy I’m sure looking to retire at age 50 and leave my company to my son/daughter so they may do the same exact thing.

Average Employed Person: Damn it’s going to suck ass working until I’m 70 only to retire and have the National Pension Fund recipient age raised to 71
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National Kiss A Softball Player Day

the day you kiss your favorite softball player ;) (November 1st)
its November 1st go kiss a softball player #national kiss a softball player day
by bigdaddyhack18 October 30, 2019
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National Girlfriend Day

National Girlfriend Day means hugging,kissing,holding hands, etc.
by September 7th September 5, 2021
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vape nation

A group of people who practice the act of smoking e-cigs. It became more popularly used due to a popular YouTuber, h3h3 production's video.
Person 1: Yo wuts yer favorite vape flavor?
Person 2: I like sumting natural like Mountain Dew. Vape Nation bruh.
Person 1: Vape Nation duude.
by viktoryos123 June 21, 2016
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