Shit Sandwich

Life is like a shit sandwich.The more bread you have,the less shit you'll have to eat! For Charlie Ferrari R.I.P.

shit sandwich,life ,shit,eat,bread

by J.FordO January 7, 2007

a little shit

noun. someone that has the name joshua and a last name usually starting with a K

Cathy: can joshua get any sadder? what a pathetic low life!
Me: i know! what a little shit!

by sister snatched 101 December 13, 2018

shit ton

A whole shit load

Dude, theres a shit load of Vj in here. (Check def. for VJ)

by Vj Hunter October 30, 2003

shit on a stick

A Mexican or First Nation, riding a pogostick.

"Haha you shit on a stick, I hope you rott!"

by Pisshead February 16, 2005

disco shit

The onset of needing to defecate shortly after consuming non prescription illegal pharmaceuaticals
also called a Disco poo

I think my e's have started to kick in as I need a disco shit

by borg19791 August 31, 2007

Shit on a Stick

Shit on a stick, being a talking point. Why would shit be on a stick. If you feel like shit on a stick, you feel like people are talking about you... "how did shit get there, why is it there, thats gross etc etc"

"I was at this yuppie party, god i felt like shit on a stick."

by Jules December 8, 2004

Shit in the Bed

When something bad happens.

Person 1:Man my VCR ate my favorite movie.
Person 2:Shit in the Bed!

by Reid 3rd January 1, 2004