National prank day

Today is the day to get back at any or everybody who pranks you during April fools or Halloween!! This holiday is celebrated every year on October 10th...go get them!! :-)

Today is national prank day guys!

by Thgkdksnxilrnjeed October 10, 2024

National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!

"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."

by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

National Clingy Day

(Oct 29), a day where all boyfriends can be as clingy as they wish with no repercussions, or complaints from their girlfriend.

Jake: “Yo bro, I’ve been having a helluva day!”
Luke: “Why bro?”
Jake: “It’s national clingy day!”

by deathaine October 27, 2024

National threat

A person who is a danger to the country

Person1: this guy is a danger
Person2: hes a national threat

by OhFuckImAt7/11 November 7, 2024

Pail Nation

To pail nation is to attack a group of three people considered under 13 or attack one adult whilst under the influence.

"My friend accidentally did a pail nation yesterday"

by justhypeblue November 13, 2024