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Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
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sex, drugs, and rock n roll

A nickname for the lifestyle of Rock stars. The three things are stereotypically connected, and none can be separated from the others.

Basically, the idea is that the lives of rock stars are in their bigger part those three things: having sex (with fans), using drugs(often illegal ones), and performing (this is what the rock and roll stands for).
Examples to Rock stars that lived the "sex, drugs, and rock n roll" way:
1) Elvis Presley. Died of drug abuse.
2) Guns and Roses. The guitarist Slash nearly died of drug abuse.
3) Queen. Vocal Freddy Mercury died of AIDS after being infected by having unprotected sex.
by Urban_Fellow February 13, 2007
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Soul Snatching Sex (Triple S)

The act of fucking someone so hard, hitting all the right spots, causing an explosion of orgasms. The victim loses all control of their personal boundaries and emotions and is now a sex driven slave to their master.
Kayla: I need to save my energy for the Soul Snatching Sex (triple S) I am going to have later
Lindsay: You are gonna destroy him with the triple S
by LMKSrfass October 25, 2018
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Bisexual Tenders sex Offenders

why do girls like Bisexual Tenders Sex Offenders?
by Flubsteak October 8, 2020
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gay butt crack sex

just like a tit fuck. it’s when u put the dick in the ass crack of another man and slide it up and down. u can do this with all men but it’s best with black guys. make sure to oil up the dick and ass before u start this.
by gaysexyboy November 12, 2022
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National Have Sex With A Milf Night

October 30th is National Have Sex With A Milf Night.
Bro I banged three milfs on National Have Sex With A Milf Night.
by The Danimal October 29, 2021
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Sex Addict Shoe Fanatic

High heeled hoes in NYC craving more peep toes and even more penis. Everyone wants to be them.
Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City.

"I was just your avaerage girl in NYC, looking for love and maybe some new shoes... but the minute Eduardo sold me those chrome Manolo's and boned me after his second shift at FootLocker, I became a sex addict shoe fanatic.
by \][po July 20, 2009
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