velvet love-canal

the passage way to the heart, velvety

Bob: 'Whats a Velvet love-canal?'

Dave: 'Its the passage way to your heart, fancy a trip?'

by myhandleisanon August 30, 2015

Love Frosting

Dried jisms that remain white and crusted on pubes due to inadequate post sex cleanup.

After Eric freaked out on acid, Jillian didn't have time to get tidy and ended up with a nice bouquette of love frosting on her bush like one of those white trees in the lots around Xmas.

by GapingAspHole June 21, 2016

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

Joy Love Gasper

When a girl who goes down on you, but doesn't come up for air until the last moment.

"Hey man, what's up with Stacy? I saw her leave your car with her makeup running. She cryin?"

"Nah, dude. She gave me a Joy Love Gasper right there in her driveway"

by Unthoughtmind August 16, 2016

Lady Love Envelope

The opening between a woman's legs

I'm going to thrust my throbbing truncheon deep inside your lady love envelope

by Brian and Geoff August 21, 2016

gives more love than the soup kitchen

when a female/male fucks many guys/girls in a short amount of time

"Ole Bodashia over there gives more love than the soup kitchen, man."

by ReZzWrEcKaGe September 6, 2016

Love Plagiarist

Some who loves something more for the people that associate with liking it, rather than the thing itself, and in most cases has only superficial knowledge of the subject at hand.

Christians who never read the Bible and Kim Kardashian fans fall into this category.

Antonyms: Hater, Hipster.
Synonyms: Poser

Harry Potter Fan: Hey, did you know J. K. Rowling just released a whole website filled with Hogwarths lore?!
Plagiarist: Really? Awesome! Can't wait to see the next movie...
HP Fan: Um, they kinda closed the chapter on those with the last movie, but i suppose if Rowling releases her next book... maybe?
Plagiarist: Awesome, can't wait! Harry and Hermione make such a cute couple!
HP Fan: Okay, that does it! Did you really read the books or watched even a single movie?
Plagiarist: Okay, you got me, i just liked the Tumblr memes ._.)
HP Fan: I love you, but you're such a Love Plagiarist.

by Neferius October 13, 2016