Pulling a Ban

Pulling a Ban is having a dumb excuse or can't think of a simple excuse not to show up to a job or some sort of activity

Luth: Hey you want to play Project Zomboid? Jack: Nah I can't, I have a stomach ache. Jerry: Great, Jack is pulling a Ban, what a little bitch

by Lamar The Sterotype November 10, 2022

Pulling a Helge

To not care about anything exept bathing.

Person 1: Come over and hang!
Person 2: No I just want to bathe!
Person 1: Haha you do be pulling a Helge.

by Grenschen November 11, 2022

Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

by Monfredi November 15, 2022

Pulling Guard

Preformed by pulling your opponent between your legs to be able to control their posture whilst on your back. Usually done during hand on hand combat.

Shit, I fucked up an overhead sweep, have to pull guard.
I'm too fucking tired to stand, gonna pull guard.
"Did he just pull guard? Are you shitting me?" - coach
"Quit pulling guard bitch."

by astro-grappling November 15, 2022

To pull a rob

A. The act of rummaging through personal spaces without asking
B. To be extremely annoying; a parasite

To pull a rob:
A. Dude that guy over there is pulling a rob
B. Oh my god Ms.Knight must be livid

by The guy who hates rob November 16, 2022

Pulling a Shabibi

an act of devoting yourself to an underaged girl and attempting to cuff or have sexual relations with said underaged girl

Henry - look at this cute girl!
Tuan - bros shes 17..
Henry - k time to commit a Shabibi
Tuan - oh lord hes pulling a Shabibi

by shabibineedstobeputdown November 16, 2022

Vagitational Pull

The vagitational pull is the attraction that the vagina exerts on an object or that an object exerts on the vagina.

My lighter and stuff always gets sucked in between my legs or under my butt because my vagitational pull is so strong.

by AlethalFairy November 17, 2022