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Cock snot

by Panik909 July 30, 2018
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Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.
Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
by Blackfat August 17, 2018
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Cock sock

Anything you put your cock in to keep it warm.
Her asshole made an excellent cock sock to keep me Willy warm.
by Paul Merr August 19, 2018
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Clap Cock

When you snipe some one with your fat cock in face.
Brian was tight at Mario and told him to Clap Cock.
by Yerr21 August 19, 2018
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cock

a large as fuck dick on a sexy and cum worthy man. most people wanna have sex with this dick as it arouses them
you should've seen his cock.
by bulllshitter August 24, 2018
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Cock sled

Shane desperately wanted to be a cock sledger so his audience would grovel at his feet.
by Larathegreat August 25, 2018
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Cock

Term for Vagina used by late 80s and 90s West Coast Rappers such as Mac Dre "How I got this name" Snoop Dogg
Then I bumped a bitch who could fuck and suck good. And after that, cock was nothin to me
So I flipped the script and stopped fuckin' for free.So I flipped the script and stopped fuckin' for free
Every bitch I dicked down, had to kick down. Whoever I tossed up, had to cough up
by Jay408 January 20, 2019
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