stoic head

when shawty has a face devoid of any emotion during that gawk gawk 3000 and it js makes it boring as hell

guy 1: bro Jane gave me some lame ass stoic head yesterday
guy 2: fuck man, i hate when that happens!

by whydoyouevenask July 30, 2025

Croc Head

Someone who acts like a crackhead for Crocs.

Steve just got another pair of Crocs... I think thats his fifth pair this week! He's turning into a full blown Croc head..

by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025

Nottingham Head

1. A savage and deeply humiliating post-fight move where the winner knocks their opponent out, then performs fellatio on them as the ultimate display of disrespect and psychological domination.

2. More than just winning — it’s rewriting the rules of humiliation in one devastating act.

The fight was already over, but he had to go and give the poor guy the Nottingham Head—now buddy’s not just unconscious, he’s emotionally unemployed.

by Suttleacees August 5, 2025

Head

Someone with a face which is distinctive and more than often, very ugly.

Look at the state of that head.

by SquarkyMarky August 8, 2025

dick head

the head duh

lick that fucking head you dick head :P

by ursd<3 August 9, 2025

Head Juice

Juice that seeps from the head, often staining pillow cases a dark yellow-brown. Whilst commonly believed to result from dirty hair, the juice actually seeps from the head itself.

"Yuck! Why has your pillow case turned yellow?"

"Don't mind that, it's just some head juice."

by juicyhead August 10, 2025

Head Bowlingball

When you decapitate someone's head from their body. And you stick 2 fingers into their eye sockets and 1 finger into their mouth. You then proceed to roll their cut off head into 10 pins, like a traditional bowling game.

Killer "Who wants to play bowling?"
Bowler "Let's play! I'm an expert bowler!"
Killer "You pick your ball first."
Bowler *picks a red bowling ball* "I choose this one!"
Killer "I CHOOSE YOU!"
*CHOPS OFF HEAD*
Killer "This is another great Head Bowlingball. After this game, I'll add it to my collection."

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025