Zach

A fat pig who likes to eat donuts and watch anime.

That Zach kid is so smelly he has worn that fedora for the last three years and I don't think he showers.

by Chugsplash69 April 12, 2022

Pulling a Zach

You pull a Zach, when you kill yourself in video games. Like that one 10 year old with the username Zachsmashesmoms69, you played Minecraft Skywars with once on fill and he killed himself right before you won the game.

*John accident jumped off a cliff in Minecraft Skywars. “Goddamn it John, you are pulling a Zach, we were about to fucking win!!”

by Sir Tubby April 20, 2022

Zach

Has Choking kink

OMG he did a Zach

by lmfao00000000000000000 January 13, 2021

Zach

The leader of the frat. Zach is a guy who is a fuckin rager. He is always down to party and is the ultimate milf puller. He will steal your girl without even try and don’t even think of taking his girl because he could beat your ass. Zach is fucking yolked as well.

“Damn is that Zach the guy with a big dick?”

“Oh my gosh Zach your so hot”

by anonymous January 31, 2021

Zach Minutes

Unknown conversion rate from standard minutes. Can be experienced most prevalently when trying to play a custom game. Time is proportional to the amount of dope smoked.

"He said like, idk, 5 minutes." " Yeah but zach minutes tho"

by wahtsuploser February 4, 2021

Zach

When someone steals your kill in a video game.

"Dude did you seriously just Zach my kill?!"

by Sir_SleepSword February 13, 2021

Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.

Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.

by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021