Zach Minutes

Unknown conversion rate from standard minutes. Can be experienced most prevalently when trying to play a custom game. Time is proportional to the amount of dope smoked.

"He said like, idk, 5 minutes." " Yeah but zach minutes tho"

by wahtsuploser February 4, 2021

Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.

Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble

by Sexy_Gabe February 28, 2022

Zach

Zach is something of a scientist himself

I, Zach, am something of a scientist himself

by nkdkvnkdkn January 6, 2022

Zach

When someone steals your kill in a video game.

"Dude did you seriously just Zach my kill?!"

by Sir_SleepSword February 13, 2021

zach and catherine

zach and catherine belong with eachother

he sat next to her on a crowded bus
they must be in a friends to lovers storyline like a zach and catherine genre

by minibananapancakes June 23, 2024

Zaching out

To do something retarded/ act stupidity

Stop zaching out

by Hulk deep April 14, 2017

Zach

He is one of the sweetest boys you will ever meet. He gives amazing advice and sometimes times may be rough with him but over time things will be better. He is a keeper and he also has a strange music taste.

Wow that boy Zach is great.
Zach is such a sweetie.

by The sass is real 132 May 20, 2018