The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016
Get the Zach Haircutmug. 
Zach; he is a berry handsome guy he is dating a beautiful girl named Ansley he goes to innovation middle school and likes to respect and show love to his known ones once again he is dating a girl named ansley witch he says he can not live without he is related to Kanye West and like to sing Jennifer by Trinidad cardona. He might be very cringe and embarrassing at times like this 😂 but he is Zach and Zach is awesome
Zach is awesome
by Shehshndjdj November 13, 2018
Get the Zachmug. To Zach. Zaching is another word for being a self centred sad narcissist. Often tries to derail conversations by making it about them, often through pretending to be mentally ill. Usually found in group chats
by TheKeybladeMaster July 22, 2019
Get the Zachingmug. Zach is honestly a great guy, but he has his flaws like all people do. Zach is the kind of guy who will make you fall in love with him and want to be with him every single second of the day. But Zach is a no go for commitment or anything serious, he's not willing to settle down. But he's smart, talented, sweet, nerdy, extremely loyal, and very outgoing, not to mention has a tasteful sense of style. But again, as soon as you meet a Zach he can be gone just like that. So if you meet one never let him go, be yourself, and cherish the time you do have with him while you still have it.
by Cashew March 13, 2019
Get the Zachmug. Kid #1: The sky is yellow
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right
Kid #2: No it isn't moron
Kid #1: Well it's a Zach Fact
Kid #2: Aw shit you're right
by <;)> May 11, 2018
Get the Zach Factmug. 
Get the Zach smithmug.