wonder worm

(n.) a small penis attached to a man who knows how to use it.

Gertrude~ So what's it like making love to Robert? I thought he had a chode?

Sarah~ It's actually amazing, and I wouldn't call his male member a chode; maybe more of a wonder worm because he knows how to use it alright!

by polypeptide papi November 19, 2018

Wiki worm

Someone who spends an unusual amount of time on wikipedia or a wikia site reading many of the articles as a form of entertainment rather than the sites intended use of providing information.

"John what are you reading?"
"Reading wikipedia."
"Thats the third night John, you're such a wiki worm."

by Jacob mei May 19, 2010

worm pancreatitis

an expression used when something extremely saddening or maddening happens

"shit man, my worms got pancreatitus. i am not in a good mood"
"Man, what happened?"
"my grandmother just passed."

"this is a fat load of worm pancreatitis!!"

by small pox fan 123 October 8, 2025

lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

garment worm

A very tiny penis 🕵

" I have a huge schlong!"
"No you don't it's a garment worm!"

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

worm

a slimy bug that comes outside during rain but is commonly eaten by birds or dug up by birds.

bird: *flying in the sky*
worm just minding its business
bird: oh that looks good! let me eat it

*digs up worm and eats it*

by anonymous December 30, 2024

Sweat out the Worm

When you feel like shit the day after binge drinking tequila, so you go hard af at the gym to sweat that shit out.

Did Ali not come home after partying last night?

Oh, he went to the gym this morning to Sweat out the Worm.

by Ugur Daddy April 13, 2022