K’s Theme

When you’re desperate for a wank so you ejaculate into the toilet

Ugh someone K’s themed in here and didn’t flush

by Andrew1916rising January 31, 2022

k-dip

knee deep in pussy

girl : what do you want, baby?
guy : man, I'm trynna get k-dip

by j mellow September 4, 2017

Justin K

Every time you say this name a star falls out of the sky.

“So Justin K drops in every hour to make sure things are going the exact way he wants.”
“Oh shit, did the night sky get darker?”

by Florenceiztheshitzzz April 23, 2018

K-zorb

verb. To encase a particularly accident prone person in bubble wrap for their own protection

The dude's a mess, k-zorb him before he ends up in A+E.
She'll need k-zorbing to get through a ski trip in one piece,.

by u brain March 12, 2021

Matt K

Honestly the kindest soul you will ever meet. Matt is someone you will fall head over heels for instantly (or potentially hate at first but very much grow to love) he is the most beautiful, gorgeous, talented, kind and loving person you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a stupid moustache (that you secretly like) . He is the love of my life and I wake up every day lucky and amazed that he is there for me. He is kind and patient and nurturing and will love and support you through your lowest of rock bottoms and he will do it with a smile because somehow he still loves you. If you meet him never let him go, even if he sometimes stupidly doesn't wear this under his jumpers and makes annoying sounds (scream and sleep)

I love you Matt K

by Your Sunflower November 13, 2019

Kyle With A K

Very egotistical. Claims to play a lot of instruments but can barely play their own. Probably has no foot, or a really shitty one. also has a shitty hairstyle. Just a really uncool guy.

“That guy is such a Kyle With A K, all he does is yell at people”.

by Tuna twilight September 8, 2018

M/K

M/K is a person who tries his hardest to love to the best of his abilities, but not every female is good to him. He has a tendency to fall for the wrong girls, and when he falls for the right girls, they always fucks it up. Despite the fact that he receives nothing, he gives in his all. He is well-liked and well-known. He's sexy and hot, and girls tend to stare at him a lot whenever he walks.

You are just like M/K

by M K :) November 22, 2021