What's your mum?

Used as a comeback when someone insults you,
or just when someone says anything really..

Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?

Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?

Etc.

by Letty : ) April 17, 2008

ya mum

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!

by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009

mum rock

music predominantly listened to by women of the baby boomer generation. An extension of the term 'Dad rock', including rock music of the LA scene of the 1970s probably termed slightly 'softer' than the male dominated British rock scene. Probably including some soul greats.

"mum rock" picture mum dancing around the living room after a work do regailing you with stories of the time she saw joni mitchell and CSNY at Wembley arena and nearly went to the isle of wight festival, but didn't quite make it.

eg. Big Yellow Taxi - Joni Mitchell
Love the One you're with -stephen stills
Respect - Aretha Franklin
You're so vain - Carly Simon

by freemum February 16, 2009

ya mum

a really bad comeback; what you say when you have nothing else to say

person 1: what are yu doin ?
person 2: ya mum

by anonymous4353785 March 6, 2009

Mum Spit

A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.

When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.

by Pl@tty October 18, 2008

Your Mum

A well-known woman that every other person on Earth seems to have fucked in some unwholesome matter at one time or another; especially on Xbox Live.

"Who's the slut in the pink boob tube?"
"Your mum."

by Project 571 March 8, 2013

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014