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when the p

(Usage)

A conversation starter for your friends on Discord, or just a random status.

(Abstract)

Expresses the meaning of 'p' in such a profound way the reader will have no choice but to accept what you're saying and agree with it. A derivative of the phrase 'me when the'. Mysterious interpretations can be formed from the phrase but it gives more meaning and purpose to what the 'p' is and when is it going to happen or what it is going to do... if that makes sense.

No capitalizing letters.
Me: when the p

Friend: What?

Me: 'P'

Friend: Ok sure.
by g1yde July 19, 2022
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When

Friend 1: Hey, I just got married!
Friend 2: That's great? When?
Friend 1: Actually, just yester-
Friend 2: No, I mean WHEN DID I ASK
by Varentix July 23, 2022
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when the

a meme where a funny and slightly unsettling image(commonly an image of a dog) is used with top text and bottom text saying "when the" in meme font.
Bob: Me when the
Jim: When what?
Bob: When the
by SupaMemeo July 26, 2022
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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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only when i’m breathing

a phrase people say when you miss someone a lot/ all the time
boy 1: do you miss her?
boy 2: only when i’m breathing
by turtlelover3793 June 20, 2022
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