What the [deuce]?

A question similar to "What is going on?" or "What the hell?"

"Hey dude, you haven't called me in something like three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 27, 2005

It is what it ain’t

The unfortunate reality that things are not what they seem to be. The correction of ‘it is what it is’.

As I live longer I reply to people who tell me: ‘It is what it is’; with ‘It is what it ain’t’ because I am not able to deny and therefore imply agreement.

by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018

man what

slang for words like: for real, ong, used by rapper Lil Durk.

Friend 1: Lil Durk is the best rapper
Friend 2: man whatt😂

by aightfuneral October 15, 2022

what. the. frick.

when you are surprised, confused, and in a church all at the same time.
see WTF and WTH

P1: lmao look up blue waffles
P2: what. the. frick.
P3: WHAT THE HECK WE'RE IN CHURCH P1

by yardardar April 1, 2021

what the dark

when something very confusing happens

"what the dark just happened"

by the prodagee May 24, 2016

What the Fail

A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!

by bird875 May 7, 2010

What the Yay

A form of excitement. Text message slang. Its just what the yay.

Abbreviation: WTY

"Bro what the yay. I just won the lottery!"

"Bro Im soo happy for you. Wty!"

by aluua July 29, 2020