Wagon Wheel

A decrepit soul with a limp so pronounced that they almost appear to sway back and forth like an old wooden wagon wheel.
Hey Joe, check out Wagon Wheel limping around again.
by Trudat75 November 22, 2019
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Wagon Wheel

Name given to a person who walks with crooked legs or a pronounced limp...usually due to a debilitating disease or injury.
Everyone laughed as Wagon Wheel hobbled down the hall at work...
by Trudat75 March 23, 2017
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Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon

A penis that is 100% filling some sort of a hole tonight, most likely a woman’s.
Darren: Dude Trixette flies into the city tonight for the weekend, you know what that means...?

Spence : Locate that Smokin’ Hot Meat Wagon homie, someone is getting put to bed wet tonight!
by Orkawhale March 07, 2018
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Feed The Wagon

To insert ones penis into a woman's vagina.
George: Did you and Stacy hang out last night?

Bob: Yes we did.

George: Did you feed the wagon?

Bob: Yes the Wagon was well that night, try it out sometime.
by feed the wagon March 28, 2012
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Hideous, ugly, looking rotten
Guys be on zoom calls looking like a wagon pulling a bunch of dirt, wipe off the webcam, turn on a light, something!
by TimCook May 15, 2021
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california meat wagon

The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.
My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.
by Havealotofbalz May 10, 2016
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Chillie Wagon

To squirt and/or erupt large amounts of excrement while running at high speeds. This happens more regularly to those of a Mexican disposition. Usually resulting in thunderous laughter and name calling.
Dude, did you see Gian's Chillie Wagon yesterday?

Yeah, what a fucking Mexican.
by OHMYGODIT'SNICK February 13, 2011
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